Here’s a warning that may save your life: If you’re dressed as any of these people, don’t go out tonight, or ever. Get up from the computer, change your clothes, and go to sleep. It’s over.

Dressed like YouTube? You don’t need to bring condums tonight. Looking like Facebook guy? You don’t even need a penis.

Then again, who cares what the guys look like? After all, isn’t Halloween about women dressing as total slutbags?

Before you grab your digital camera in preparation for snapping Halloween whores this evening, remember these pumpkins.

Be safe guys.