It’s not everyday that you see a car in flames - it’s also somewhat rare to drive through fire. Yesterday, I killed two birds with one fiery stone. Read the entire story after the jump.
Here’s a warning that may save your life: If you’re dressed as any of these people, don’t go out tonight, or ever. Get up from the computer, change your clothes, and go to sleep. It’s over.
Dressed like YouTube? You don’t need to bring condums tonight. Looking like Facebook guy? You don’t even need a penis.
Then again, who cares what the guys look like? After all, isn’t Halloween about women dressing as total slutbags?
Before you grab your digital camera in preparation for snapping Halloween whores this evening, remember these pumpkins.
Be safe guys.
Is there a word meaning “the opposite of birth”? Is the idea of Japanese entertainment starting to scare you? It’s true, Picachu’s vagina brings happiness to children. The makers of this product obviously represent the pinnacle of human achievement, right behind the inventors of P-Mate.
Did I die and wake up in Pee wee herman’s dream?
Though Vanna White expresses her love for Arial, and Helvetica alike, at least she crushes the hearts of sans-serif fans. It’s clear she’s a Mac groupie. Sajak smartly diverts the question.